Time to laugh!!!!....

1. Sardar always studies in front of a mirror Because
-> It healps in saving revision time!
-> He can keep a watch on himself!
-> He likes combined Studies!

2. Professor: I dont mind when students look athtier watch during lectures.
But i get angry when they remove their watch, and share it to see if it is
working or not!

3. University first vara valigal:
4:00 maniku yenthrichu brush panitu, kulura irunthalum kuli.
5:00 mani ayidum, ammava yelupuna coffee yo tea yo tharuvanga.
TV podu, ilayaraja Voda paatu varum, ketu manasa relax paniko..
6:00 maniku kelambu... 6:30 ku university poiralam.
Nee daan University First... Eppadi...

4. Teacher: What will you do if 3rd World war comes?
Student: It was Terrible.
Teacher: Why ?
Student: A new chapter will be added in our history book..

5. A Lady & a Lion where kissing each other inside cage in circus.
Ring master asked, "Can anyone do it?"
Sardar, "I can, but first take the lion Away".

6. POLICE: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
DRIVER: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala, appo naan nalla toongittu irundhaen.

7. Please can u give me RS.2000, i will return it on wednesday. I need it urgently,
Help me out please. I know you have Money.
Sardar, talks to an ATM Machine.

8. How do you identify a Sardar in a class?
Its simple, check who is erasing his notes when teacher is cleaning the board...

9. Height of Kanjoosi.
A Sardar's house has got fire and he is giving missed call to fire service station...

10. ONE MAN PRAYER: Kadavule Enakku Thalavali, tension ellam Kodu,
Thinamum Thollai Kodu,Ennai paei pidichu Aattattum.
GOD: Ada Muttal, oru linele sollu WIFE venumnu.

11. Patient: Doctor Daily Enakku 16 Mani Neram Thookam Varudhu,
Athukku Peru ALLUPPU Thanae?`
Doctor: Athukku peru ALLUPPU illapa, KOLUPPU.