Cine Jokes....

1. Diwali Result:
VARALARU - KATTARU,
VALLAVAN - VEENA PONAVAN,
E - CHICKEN KUNIYA,
THALAIMAHAN - THARUTHALAI MAHAN,
VATTARAM - ROATORAM,
VATHIYAR - FAILAITOR.

2. Ajith fans: Thalaiva adutha super star neenga thaan...
Ajith : Hey.. Enna vachi kamadi keemadi ethuvum pannalayae...?..

3. Man : Sir, unga last padam romba bayama irundhuchu...
Actor Vijay: nan onnum apdi bayangarama nadikaliyae...
Man : illa sir, na mattum than theatre la irunthaen..

4. Hai im SIMBU ... Recently i did my film VALLAVAN.. As u know
dis was too super duper flop like all my previous films,
i met a great draw back due 2 dis...
IF U FORWARD DIS, I WILL GET 10 Ps.. Plz help me 2 regain my financial position.
I PROMISE U HERE AFTER I WILL NEVER OVER ACT, NO PUNCH DIALOG N UNBELEIVABLE FIGHTS..
And of course i will NEVER EVER LET MY DAD DANCE AGAIN..
I SIMBU, here by beg ur legs 2 FWD DIS MSG AS MUCH PEOPLE AS U CAN..
Thank you a lot.

5. Press Reporter: Madam neenga yaarai kelyanam pannuveenga?
Nadigai: Yaraium nambanudiyala, so yenga amma mathiri naanum kalyanam
pannama irunthiruven...!

6. HEROES nxt film titles:
RAJINI: Sivaji, M.G.R., gemniiganesan,nagesh
VIJAYAKANTH: Dharmapuri,masalapuri,cholapoori,panipoori
AJITH: varalaru, puviiyal,vedhiyal,thavaraviyal
VIJAY: pokiri,pichakaran,mollamari,kapemari
SURYA: 6,7,8,9...
JEEVA: E,erumbu,kosu,kambilipuchi,..
Done miss this films...!???

7. Yaman: Pona Masam Dengu Vitten 400 peru out, indha masam
Chicken kunya vitteen 1000 peru out. Aduthathu enna vidalam?
Chitaguptan: POKKERI padam release pannalam.