Cool Sardars

1. Sarsar complained 2 police: Sir,all items are missing, except
the TV in my home.
Police: How the thief did not take the TV?
Sardar: I was watching it...

2. Teacher: Do you know bird's have sharp eye-sight?
Sardar: YES mam.
Teacher: How can you tell?
Sardar: I have never seen a bird wearing glasses!
Teacher: ????

3. CID asked Sardar, Why sriminals leave their finger print after their work?
Sardar: Sir the criminals are uneducated. If they are educated they would
leave their signature!.

4. Sardar 1: We will SOON Become RICH.
Sardar 2: How?
Sardar 1: Tomorrow Mt Mathematics Teacher Will Teach me how to
CONVERT PAISE into RUPEES........!

5. Sardar: Doctor,ena naai kadichuduchi"
Doctor: "entha edathula?"
Sardar: "PERUMAL KOVIL SANTHULA"
Doctor: Unai nai kadichadhula thape illa!!