Great Thoughts.....

1) A Ship is Always Safe at the shore, but, it was not built for that.
--- Albert Einstein

2) Unn Arumai Theriyatha Edathil Nee Erundhaal Unn Perumai Yarukkum Theriyathu...
--- Periyar

Relationship.......

1) A good relation doesnot depend on how good understanding we have.... but
It depends on how better we avoid misunderstanding....

2) Never keep a distance to the person who likes you so much, never get close to a person who doesnot like you so much.... Both will affect you so much....

Miss You.....

1) The Biggest Pain in life is to sit just beside a person you love a lot and know the fact that the person can never be urs in this life time.......

2) Hundred Words Doesnot Give Pain... but, A Dearest Person's silence Makes more tears in Heart.. So, Always keep in touch with ur Dear One...

3) Death is not the greatest loss in life. The Greatest loss in life is when relationship dies inside us while we are alive.

4) Those v luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen & unheard, still near... still loved... still missed & still very dear....

Kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

1)
An anatomical juxta position of2 orbicularis oris in a state of contraction followed by continuous spasm of the extrinsic and intrinsic lingual musculature, followed by fervent mixing of saliva leading to transmission of oral microflora of the either individual as a result of alpha waves originating in hypothalamus is the medical definition of KISS.....

2) Definition of a KISS, from the educational point of view.....!!
MATHEMATICS :-> Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!
ECONOMICS :-> Kiss is that thing for which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY!
PHYSICS :-> Kiss is the powerful process of charging two human bodies ina short time!
COMPUTER :-> Kiss is just like a LAN, in which two bodies are connected without any DATACABLE!

Friendship.........

1. Oruvar idhayathil innoruvar valvathu KATHAL!
Oruvar innoruvarin idhayamagave valvathu NATPU..!

2. Carry_A_Heart that never Hates.
Carry_A_Smile that never Fades.
Carry_A_Touch that never Hurts. &
Always Carry A Relationship that Never Breaks...

3. Great friends are part of memories. Time can never erase. When life is
blessed like U, I am happy as sweeter memories are there 4 me 2 look
back in future.

4. When I walk alone, i wish to reach the End of the Road....
But, When you walk with me, I Wish The Road never Ends....

5. Kavithai enpadhu yosipadhu!
Kadhal enpathu nesippathu!
natpu enpathu suvasippathu!
Yosikkaamal,nesikkaamal irukalaam aanal swasikaamal...?

6. Kathallil natpu irukum. Natpil kathal irukum. But Kathalil irukum
natpu needipathilai. Natpil irukum kathal matumea needikindradu...

7. Aaruthal solla nee irunthal azhuvathil kooda Aanantham thaan.
Thooki Nirutha unnai pol oru Friend Irundhal Viluvadhil Kooda sugam thaan...

8. Friend and blood have only one difference. Blood enters in heart and
flow out, but friend enters in heart and stay inside forever.....(,-,)

Cool Sardars

1. Sarsar complained 2 police: Sir,all items are missing, except
the TV in my home.
Police: How the thief did not take the TV?
Sardar: I was watching it...

2. Teacher: Do you know bird's have sharp eye-sight?
Sardar: YES mam.
Teacher: How can you tell?
Sardar: I have never seen a bird wearing glasses!
Teacher: ????

3. CID asked Sardar, Why sriminals leave their finger print after their work?
Sardar: Sir the criminals are uneducated. If they are educated they would
leave their signature!.

4. Sardar 1: We will SOON Become RICH.
Sardar 2: How?
Sardar 1: Tomorrow Mt Mathematics Teacher Will Teach me how to
CONVERT PAISE into RUPEES........!

5. Sardar: Doctor,ena naai kadichuduchi"
Doctor: "entha edathula?"
Sardar: "PERUMAL KOVIL SANTHULA"
Doctor: Unai nai kadichadhula thape illa!!

Smile!!!

1. Speed can be calculated by "MILES PER HOUR" but happiness can be
calculated by "SMILES PER HOUR". So keep smiling.

2. Life's Most Precious Asset is Smile.. You can Even defeat Your Enemy
with Your Smile But, Only Pure Heart Deliver True Smile.. Keep Smiling..

3. "The Man Who Always Smiling Doesnot Means that he has no Problem.,
But the Smile shows that he has the ability to overcome all the problem."

All About Love.......

1. True love doesnot have a happy ending.
True love doesn't have a ending.

2. Love is a medicine for any kind of Wound.
But there is no medicine found in the workd for a wound given by love.
--Shakespeare.

3. With every act of Love u do today, u weave one more golden
thread in the blanket that will warm u 2mrw. Live to Love & Love to Live.

4. Love is not winning someone but loosing yourself to someone,
when you are loved by some one, its not due to your excellence of mind,
but due to purity of ur heart....

5. When you hate some one- even their love will hurt you..
When you love some one even their hurtings will be loveable..

6. Adhigam anbu vaippavargalai kaalam prithu vidum. pavam adharku
theriyadhu, piruvu anbai adhigamaakum yendru!!!

7. I wish to speak less to people whom i love most...
Because if they can't understand my silence...
They will never understand my words...!

8. Heart said to eyes dont see more because you see and im suffering...
Eyes said to heart dont think more because u feel and i cry for it...

9. Relation doesnot get closer by meetings,
but it is sweetened by THOUGHTS..! Care for you in my own ways,
u will never know, perhaps i will NEVER SHOW !!

10. I can't find a reason, why god introduced U 2 me ha? but that's not
the question 2 b asked. question s how god knew that i need a loveable
person like U...

Problem.........

1. Whatever happens to your day just relax and manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem to be solved but a gift to b enjoyed. Make everyday your best day.

2. Problme is just the distance between Expected and Reality. So either expect less or accept the reality, then the problem is no more...

3. Half of the problems in life are because we ACT without thinking...
And rest half is because we keep THINKING without actinv

Kundakka..... Mandakka....

1. Enna than World Develop Aanalum,
Minmini Poochiku charge Yettha Mudiadhu,
Eeeku E-mail Anuppa Mudiyadhu,
Erumbuku Ear phone Matta Mudiyadhu....

2. "Laziness is our biggest enemy" - Jawaharlal Nehru
"We Should learn to love our enemies" - Mahatma Gandhi
Which one to follow?

3. Today`s Words- Failure is not when your galfriend leaves u, its only
when you dont try her sister - Swami Premananda.....

4. A man in US sees a dog about 2 bite a lady. He kicks the dog 2 death.
News Paper reports: US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG. Man says Im not US citizen.
So report is changed: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG. Man says actually, Im frm
Pakistan. Next days healines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG!

5. A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused with
some confusion.I dont know this confusion had confused my confused mind.
If my confusion had confused your mind then try to get a solution for
my confusion to rectify my confused mind. If my confused message didnot
confuse you then be happy thinking.

6. (IN HOTEL)
Vadivel: Sir pongalukku saambar Utthavaa??
Parthiban: Athu varaikkum enakku porumai illa ! ippave uthuu!!.

7. VADIVEL: Hi unga dress supera irruku diwalikku eduthatha?
PARTHIBAN: illa, enaku eduthathu..

Have a Girl Friend ????

1. Tajmahal sollum msg enna theriyuma?
setthalum selavu vaipal kaadhali.

2. INRAYA THATUVAM.
Kathal enpatu KANNI THEEVU. athil matti kondal "KANNER TAAN THEERVU".
"How is it"....

3. A Girl take much time 2 love a Guy And take a Second 2 forget him.
But Guys dont take much time 2 love a Girl and take a lifetime 2 forget her....

Cine Jokes....

1. Diwali Result:
VARALARU - KATTARU,
VALLAVAN - VEENA PONAVAN,
E - CHICKEN KUNIYA,
THALAIMAHAN - THARUTHALAI MAHAN,
VATTARAM - ROATORAM,
VATHIYAR - FAILAITOR.

2. Ajith fans: Thalaiva adutha super star neenga thaan...
Ajith : Hey.. Enna vachi kamadi keemadi ethuvum pannalayae...?..

3. Man : Sir, unga last padam romba bayama irundhuchu...
Actor Vijay: nan onnum apdi bayangarama nadikaliyae...
Man : illa sir, na mattum than theatre la irunthaen..

4. Hai im SIMBU ... Recently i did my film VALLAVAN.. As u know
dis was too super duper flop like all my previous films,
i met a great draw back due 2 dis...
IF U FORWARD DIS, I WILL GET 10 Ps.. Plz help me 2 regain my financial position.
I PROMISE U HERE AFTER I WILL NEVER OVER ACT, NO PUNCH DIALOG N UNBELEIVABLE FIGHTS..
And of course i will NEVER EVER LET MY DAD DANCE AGAIN..
I SIMBU, here by beg ur legs 2 FWD DIS MSG AS MUCH PEOPLE AS U CAN..
Thank you a lot.

5. Press Reporter: Madam neenga yaarai kelyanam pannuveenga?
Nadigai: Yaraium nambanudiyala, so yenga amma mathiri naanum kalyanam
pannama irunthiruven...!

6. HEROES nxt film titles:
RAJINI: Sivaji, M.G.R., gemniiganesan,nagesh
VIJAYAKANTH: Dharmapuri,masalapuri,cholapoori,panipoori
AJITH: varalaru, puviiyal,vedhiyal,thavaraviyal
VIJAY: pokiri,pichakaran,mollamari,kapemari
SURYA: 6,7,8,9...
JEEVA: E,erumbu,kosu,kambilipuchi,..
Done miss this films...!???

7. Yaman: Pona Masam Dengu Vitten 400 peru out, indha masam
Chicken kunya vitteen 1000 peru out. Aduthathu enna vidalam?
Chitaguptan: POKKERI padam release pannalam.

Time to laugh!!!!....

1. Sardar always studies in front of a mirror Because
-> It healps in saving revision time!
-> He can keep a watch on himself!
-> He likes combined Studies!

2. Professor: I dont mind when students look athtier watch during lectures.
But i get angry when they remove their watch, and share it to see if it is
working or not!

3. University first vara valigal:
4:00 maniku yenthrichu brush panitu, kulura irunthalum kuli.
5:00 mani ayidum, ammava yelupuna coffee yo tea yo tharuvanga.
TV podu, ilayaraja Voda paatu varum, ketu manasa relax paniko..
6:00 maniku kelambu... 6:30 ku university poiralam.
Nee daan University First... Eppadi...

4. Teacher: What will you do if 3rd World war comes?
Student: It was Terrible.
Teacher: Why ?
Student: A new chapter will be added in our history book..

5. A Lady & a Lion where kissing each other inside cage in circus.
Ring master asked, "Can anyone do it?"
Sardar, "I can, but first take the lion Away".

6. POLICE: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
DRIVER: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala, appo naan nalla toongittu irundhaen.

7. Please can u give me RS.2000, i will return it on wednesday. I need it urgently,
Help me out please. I know you have Money.
Sardar, talks to an ATM Machine.

8. How do you identify a Sardar in a class?
Its simple, check who is erasing his notes when teacher is cleaning the board...

9. Height of Kanjoosi.
A Sardar's house has got fire and he is giving missed call to fire service station...

10. ONE MAN PRAYER: Kadavule Enakku Thalavali, tension ellam Kodu,
Thinamum Thollai Kodu,Ennai paei pidichu Aattattum.
GOD: Ada Muttal, oru linele sollu WIFE venumnu.

11. Patient: Doctor Daily Enakku 16 Mani Neram Thookam Varudhu,
Athukku Peru ALLUPPU Thanae?`
Doctor: Athukku peru ALLUPPU illapa, KOLUPPU.

Inspiration......

1. Every single second gives U an opportunity to live.
Every hour has the power to change your fate.
So, dont kill the time yourself by worrying avout the past n sadness.

2. When kids learn to walk, they keep falling;
But to them it's not falling, it's learning.
So there's nothing called failure. Everything is a Lesson.

3. The Four Blessed Looks:
-> Look back and get experience,
-> Look forward and see future,
-> Look around and find truth,
-> Look within and find Confidence.

4. "Failure Is the Opportunity To Begin Again More Intelligently"....
--Henry Ford.

5. In life,we've a lot to lose n very little to choose.Whnever it get a change to choose,do it wisely and see thatyou will never lose what you choose :-)

6. An artist was asked, "Which is your best painting?"
He replied, "My next one". Let your aim and aspiration be always high...!

7. Todays thought - Dont go the way life takes you. Take life the way
you go. And remember you are born to live and not living because you are born...

8. Waves are my inspiration. Not because it rises and falls but because
each time it falls it again rises.

9. The Purest taste of success can only be felt with a spoon of failure.

Missing a Friend...........

1. The worth of a friend is high when the friends are apart but the importance for the friend will be known when they depart....

2. I + Oppose of W + Initial of ice + Twice of the letter before T + 3/4 of X + 15th letter + 1/2 of O.

3. Heart of mine will never close, how much i miss u no one knows, days will pass onto years and i will remember you in my silent tears...

4. The people whom we like very much. God will always keep them away from us So that we miss them every moment and think about them every second.

5. Missing me ? I may Walk through your life at times, but you may not see me!
Dont think I have left You! I choose to walk behind U! So that I can kick you, If u forget me.

College Life - Comparison

1. College Life Vs English movies...

College - JURASSIC PARK
Princi - KINGKONG
H.O.D - HULK
Lecturer - BLADE
Lab - PLANET OF APES
Class Guys - BAD BOYS
Love - TITANIC
Syllabus - DEEP BLUE SEE
Exam - WAR OF WORLDS
Bit in Exam - DARE DEVIL
Invigilator - TERMINATOR
Result - JUDGEMENT DAY
Holidays - INDEPENDENCE DAY.......

Lollu....... Jollu......

1. Thatuvam no 183:

Annanoda frienda Anna nu kupidarom, Akkavoda frienda Akka nu kupdarom..
Apdina pondatiyoda frienda epadi kupidarathu... ?

2. Figure illana college waste, Sugar illana coffee waste, Love illana life waste, moon illanaa sky waste, NEE illanna Discovery channel Waste.....

3. Today's Punch Dialogue :-
Aaadi'ku pinnal Aavani, Thaadi'ku pinnal THAVANNI....!

4. Definition of a girl friend: A Person who changes every habit in a boy, And after a year say's "Now you are not like before, you have changed a lot...."

5. Suriya-Jothika marriage ku Enna kupidala Aduku Paliku Palivangaama vidamaaten... Naanum En marriage ku avanagala kupida maaten....

Time to Think

1. If some 1 throws a stone at U, you too throw stone at him.,
But, if 1 throws love at U, sit back & think a While..
coz, love hurts more than a stone.

2. Argument wins the situation but, loses the perdon - William Wordsworth.
Never argue with close ones...!

3. Unnidam pasam vaikum ithayathai nesi... unnai kovapaduthum ithayathai athigamai nessi...
- Mother Terasa

4. Never allow a girl to talk too much to you,
else, she will make you to talk alone
- Bernard shaw

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